Bakery

It's a music studio

I'll meet you at the bakery we gotta make some songs.

How many songs did you make at the bakery?

by Dusa Ninetyfirst September 15, 2022

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Bakerology

Bakerology; asking when a job is going to be complete.

"Hey how long do you think the task will take? Im not sure lets use Bakerology to figure it out

by Bakerology Student October 25, 2022

Baker

The type of woman with a dad who is a construction worker and a crazy step mom and a crazy step mom. A hard worker and a horrible cook. Someone who can teach their kids right and a drinker.

“Hey Mr.Baker”
“What year is it?”

by goofgooflaugh October 29, 2022

baerg

The last name of somebody that is insanely cool and awesome

That guy Jonathan Baerg is really cool

by Urban dictionary goes hard December 4, 2022

Balering

(Often a synonym to dashing or beautiful) An adjective used to compliment someone with class, such as a businessman or ballerina.

My darling Alfred, that ballerina is absolutely balering, dont you agree, dear? -"Mathilde"

Yes, darling. Balering she is indeed. -"Alfred"

by AceDev December 16, 2022