Coochie Bandit

Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex

Why’d you break up with him

He was just a coochie bandit

by Skm2323 April 29, 2019

912 bandit

Brynley Meeks.

Someone who’s tried to sleep with the entire 912.

Oh, you’ve heard of her. She’s the 912 bandit

by jimmyjohns November 30, 2022

Golf Bandit

Anyone called Ross

That lad Ross at the golf club he’s such a golf bandit

by Icecool108 June 21, 2022

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

bandit

Someone who profits from lies, deception and all round hoodwinking

Oi luke, what's your handicap mate. 17 why? Cos you're a 'kin bandit. I know ain't it grand!

by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) July 10, 2017