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by Shrekzfoot September 11, 2019
Get the Ashley bakermug. An Ashley is a little guy with a girls name. Often has too many tattoos to over compensate for being a little bitch. Quite often seen driving a gay ass BMW near primary school zones. Do not mistake his tartan golf hat for a happy golfer, he hates golf and will touch in the No-No zones. If you have an Ashley in your life punch him in the balls before smoko.
School Kid: Hey Mum, look at that guy in the gay ass BMW.
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
by PAPALONGSHLONG July 7, 2019
Get the Ashleymug. First name Ashley middle name Renee. This is the most beautiful, loving, caring, intelligent, bravest woman you can imagine. She truly puts the needs of everyone she cares about before her own. She's so beautiful when you see her you'll find yourself in a trance. The only thing that can shadow her beauty is her heart, she loves harder than one can imagine.
Don't let Ashley's kindness and huge heart fool you she can be equally as viscous if you try her, So Dont. Just Dont! You'll regret it Immediately.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, Ashley Renee can cook! Not just boring basic cookin but throw down make you wanna slap yo momma cookin. And on top of that curves for DAYS.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to be in Ashley Renee's heart you're truly the luckiest person so appreciate it.
Don't let Ashley's kindness and huge heart fool you she can be equally as viscous if you try her, So Dont. Just Dont! You'll regret it Immediately.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, Ashley Renee can cook! Not just boring basic cookin but throw down make you wanna slap yo momma cookin. And on top of that curves for DAYS.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to be in Ashley Renee's heart you're truly the luckiest person so appreciate it.
by A Godamn King December 21, 2022
Get the Ashley Reneemug. Ashley is the hardest worker in the room. She sets goals for herself and achieves them. When you’re having a rough day she is always there for you no matter what. She knows when you are upset before you even find out yourself and is there to talk it out with. However, she is hard on herself and feels alone sometimes. She is able to here others out but feels like she doesn’t have anyone to talk to herself. She has high standards and expectations for a good reason and plans the most exciting events. Ashley will always be there for you and is a friend to keep forever.
by anonymous April 23, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. by masterkimsays November 23, 2021
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Get the Soggy Ashleymug. 