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no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 7, 2011
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Skeet

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.
by tjamnz May 19, 2024
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Skeet

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. Skeet City out there. Skeets are out in full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.
by tjamnz May 19, 2024
mugGet the Skeetmug.

Skeet

An adjective commonly used by middle school students in the mid-00's to describe a person who dressed in a nerdy/geeky fashion and who does something entirely out of place with the norm. This word was especially used in the hallways and boys locker rooms of the middle schools of St. Louis, MO
"Look at how Pete's socks ride up halfway up his shins! That's so skeet!"

"Did you see John the other day wearing sweatpants to school? That's so skeet!"

"James came to school today with a bowl cut! Doesn't he know that his style is super skeet?"

"Haha! Josh is wearing shorts that go above his knees! He's so fucking skeet!"
by FluManChu May 19, 2021
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Skeet skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate but flys sideways
East and west
Edward skeet skunteeted on my wall.
by night sciccet December 1, 2020
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Skeet

Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.
(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad
by Dwight.beets January 12, 2019
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