Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.

Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb

by zestytacolol June 11, 2016

drive to bed safe

A way to say good night to someone, but also to communicate that you care for their physical well-being and are wishing them a safe journey.

"Happy semiversary. I know you're tired, but I hope you drive to bed safe.

by Caliwash3 July 30, 2016

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.

two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed

by ballinho's69 December 6, 2011

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Bed Squeak Concert

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.

"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."

by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023