We Will Not Shit on the Bed

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.

Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb

by zestytacolol June 11, 2016

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

go around the bed

Go around the bed.

You make me go around the bed = Me estás volviendo loco.

by Cisco. April 14, 2017

national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down

person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/

by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

the taste of my bed

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.

I really do miss the taste of my bed

by YOLKYegg February 25, 2019