Bruised Knee

Slang for a chicks ass.

Damn, look at the bruised knee on that girl!!!

by FreddyKT November 27, 2017

apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018

the fleas knees

When someone works with homeless people and gets infested with fleas.

Hey do you want to hang out with Sarah this weekend? No, that girl is the fleas knees.

by faithie822 February 19, 2017

Whore Knee

The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.

"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"

"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"

by Jettatura March 12, 2017

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 19, 2016

Netflix Knees

Knee pain after being curled in a ball during an intense Netflix series

Jessica: *on the couch after an intense Netflix series* let me extend my legs, my knees hurt
Brian: you must have Netflix knees *laughs*

by TroyJS June 16, 2016

Knees

The absolute sexiest part of the body

Keane: so how's the new girl you're talking to
Anthony: dude she's wicked hot
Keane: isn't her face busted af?
Anthony: yeah but dude have you seen her knees? Instant erection

by Awalker86 May 1, 2016