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New York Jets Fan

A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.

A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.
Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*
by AJ070706 September 18, 2022
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williamstown new york

a small town in central new york
known for its crappy volunteer fire department, massive amount of snow fall in the winter(best for snowmobiling), Vanessa's bar, shitty school system, and to kids of neighboring towns its known for happy valley state park because its the best place to go drinking and not get caught
by talia2 December 18, 2010
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New York Nightmare

Occurs when a black male causes problems between a couple white males at an NYC club. They take it outside, a fight starts where the black male gets beat down by the white males. The black male is then tied to a tree and has his mouth duct taped. Shortly after, one of the white males returns with a 20 piece bucket of Colonel Sanders finest KFC chicken, eat the entire bucket infront of the black male and then shove the bones up his ass.
Guy 1: Last night was unreal, what happened to your buddy again?

Guy 2: he got his ass kicked by these guys and they gave him the New York Nightmare

Guy 1: well i guess hell never eat KFC again
by anonymous2838280 September 1, 2012
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New York Hot Dog Stand

This is the weird fetish that some women use as foreplay. This means thats they take a kleenex box and put a hole in it for your penis, this acts as the grill and storage of the hotdogs. Then they make the umbrella of the hotdog by sticking an umbrella from a martini glass in the hole in the tip of the penis. Then the women talks in a low New York accent.
Oh man that chick New York Hot Dog Standed me last night and my dickhole is still killing me, can you check for slivers?
by Fetuseater3000 June 26, 2010
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upstate new york

People who live above White Plains are obese toothless hicks who live in a boring provincial area and have never seen the lights of the big city.
by asdfa June 11, 2006
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New York Minute

1. An undefined amoutnt of time. Could be much longer or shorter than a minute because of the dynamics of city life.

2. Timed difficulty mode of Max Payne
1. My life changed in a New York minute

2. WOOO I fainally beat Max Payne on New York Minute.
by Just zis guy, you know? December 11, 2003
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New York blowjob

When someone gets fucked in the ass (without a condom), then gives that person a blowjob while the guy's dick still has fecal matter on it.
Mike (to all of his buddies): I met this really nasty girl at the bar the other night. As it turns out, she was so kinky, she gave me a New York blowjob.
by JPCfromTX April 29, 2009
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