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A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.
by tony larossa October 3, 2006
Get the wizards chess mug.A wtf game that really doesn't make sense to play. It is filled with "adults" that can't spell and kids that fuss about anything. I put adults in quotations because you can lie about your age, and you can say anything you want. The game really gets addicting and acts really gay. You have to pay for almost everything in the game. Adults actually admit to being pedophiles, and this game copies things from Harry Potter, Alladian, and other things.
Poor 11 year old kid: Dude, could you gift me a wing mount? I will be your bestfriend and give you my girlfriend.
(Winged mount just makes you run faster and costs $20)
Normal 11 year old kid: Dude, leave me alone.
Virgin Pedophile: Hey do you wanna have sex? I'm a 30 year old and I think sex is goold pleasure.
Dumb ass 11 year old: Okay, I'm 21, where do you want to meet me?
Pvp 19 year old: Dude wtf why are you using tower shields?
Regular Kid: I don't wanna lose.
Wizard101 game is filled with shit heads. Don't play it, I wasted a net of 120 dollars a year, and I played for 3 years.
(Winged mount just makes you run faster and costs $20)
Normal 11 year old kid: Dude, leave me alone.
Virgin Pedophile: Hey do you wanna have sex? I'm a 30 year old and I think sex is goold pleasure.
Dumb ass 11 year old: Okay, I'm 21, where do you want to meet me?
Pvp 19 year old: Dude wtf why are you using tower shields?
Regular Kid: I don't wanna lose.
Wizard101 game is filled with shit heads. Don't play it, I wasted a net of 120 dollars a year, and I played for 3 years.
by WTF WIZARD101 April 14, 2011
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by not racist April 22, 2003
Get the horse wizards mug.The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010
Get the wizzard jizzard mug.When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.
Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
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