Hot Dog Stevens

A fictional character made up by Nate Quillin.

Hot Dog Stevens is comin' for ya.

by Hot Dog Stevens November 1, 2025

Steven

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome!

Omg Steven is Live!

by ndjskxujsjsjs February 28, 2021

Steven Edwards

Is when you are at the point in life where you feel like the only way to succeed in life is by degrading yourself while trading sexual favors in return of feeling loved, even if it is only in your head. You are sliding down the dangerous slope of becoming transgender.

I have the Steven Edwards mentality, I need professional help.

by Chef Sis November 26, 2016

Steven

A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.

I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels

If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.

Steven will melt you let butter

by Lovellove January 23, 2022

stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

steven

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.

ew wtf is he doing here steven smells

by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022

Steven

Steven is a lonely log .He always tries to fit in but he fails all the time. He is adopted and no 1 likes him .He has a fat girlfriend and thinks there everything .He has a big mushroom head .He likes toes.He talks like a strange animal

"Steven is such a weirdo"

by Skytv May 19, 2019