Wankerchif

n. A cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of ejaculating into or cleaning up post sex-messiness.

In my case, I use a Mr. Met towel for such purposes as my Wankerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.

by yeaisaidthat4 July 21, 2012

Wankerslot

Another new term for a vagina

Once he got home Jeremy saw his girl and wanted to stick his wanker in her wankerslot

by hh grih September 16, 2014

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wankel Rotary

A 3 man version of a Dutch Rudder which when viewed from above resembles the rotor of a Wankel engine and is also capable of the same high crank rpm.

The three of them then decided to end the evening performing a Wankel Rotary on each, because they were close bros like that.

by Kellogz69 May 6, 2018

Wanker

Trump

Trump is a Wanker

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

sub wanker

One who plays at being submissive until it becomes the slightest bit inconvenient.

A submissive (BDSM) wannabe.

That bitch was just leading me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy May 1, 2007

Master Wanker

It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.

After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.

by The "Master" Baiter August 22, 2011