Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.

"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"

by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022

Temu Twitter

Truth Social.

Mango Mussolini posts on his Temu Twitter now.

by Mercy Mercy Mild February 14, 2024

Twitter

The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.

Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does

by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022

twitter compression

boobs

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you

by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021

Twitter

Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter

She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter

by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025

TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS

OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER

by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024

Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.

Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"

by mdale August 26, 2013