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Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter
Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020
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Twitter

The origin area for the consecutive hellspawn of all teenage pretentiousness and arrogance done in the most casual, shameless way possible. Usernames and bios are the most informal texts ever seen in history with special characters, emojis, and other symbols being spread everywhere on the site. Avatars and banners are also in the scale of "undignified anime girls/boys" to "outdated subjective meme."

During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.

These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.
Look at all those pretentious Twitter people acting like they're the next Messiahs and rational Devil's Advocates thinking they're going to save the world from doom. It's fucking hilarious to watch.
by commentspae December 10, 2020
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Twitter

a place where people meaninglessly fight online, or look for their favorite porn artist
person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook

Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up
by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022
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twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter
i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash
by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022
mugGet the twitter pissermug.

Twitter

Hell in the form of a social media website
What ever you do NEVER GO ON TWITTER
by albertfingernoodle December 22, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

Twitter

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".
by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021
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Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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