dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it

"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas

by Larry4evermotherfuckers August 10, 2022

thomas inside of it

tommyinnit uwu owo twt sussy amogus dweamy gowgee sucky sucky uwu please help me

thomas inside of it is my crush

by OHGODPLEASEHELPME May 15, 2022

Thomas crue

Hot and should give jackson a big kiss

Thomas crue is soooooo hot

by FireSerpent8663 February 2, 2022

Thomas Howson

Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.

He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there

Who’s that Sexy Guy ?
Must be Thomas Howson

by BigDon5000 December 1, 2021

Thomas Pynchon

One of the greatest, most original, and rewarding novelists in the English language.

Thomas Pynchon #1 baby

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Thomas Howson

1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother

When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S

‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’

by biggychees December 5, 2021

John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018