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Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025
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loaded and live

A way of saying that you have everything you need and you’re ready to go.
Often used by gamers.
Person A: Alright, I got the coordinates, located the target, and I’m about to go in. Are you ready?
Person B: Loaded and live.
by ChameleonDragon May 7, 2019
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Drunk load

When you have an absolute fun filled night that you will not remember when you wake up.
Sammy d was such a drunk load last night she threw a bottle at someone.
by SdCw April 21, 2018
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Breech Loaded

Simply put, To get destroyed by someone.
Jimmy is acting salty as fuck. He’s about to get breech loaded by the boss.
by Adobada666 August 3, 2022
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Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.
Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Load Master

When a fire fighting pilot jacks off in the tanker and cums right as he/she drops the retardant.
I hate fueling this plane. We have to clean windows and this pilot cums every retardant drop like a load master
by Nasty Pilot September 10, 2025
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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
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