Brown Grid

When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.

Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."

by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009

mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.

i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker

by jack boone February 4, 2009

Bluffton Brown

the shittiest weed you will ever smoke. Often brown and dry to the bone. Not even worth smoking.

Bitch this shit is some Bluffton Brown

by ADub91 November 26, 2010

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021

brown blizzard

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014

Craig Brown

Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.

Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.

I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.

by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016

Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.

That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.

by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011