unc status

To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.

Man, you’ve reached unc status.

by Seamos. June 19, 2024

Bum Status

When someone is acting particularly irrational or incompetent at a Certain moment.

Man the fact that he failed that test really put him at bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"

Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!

by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021

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by statued February 17, 2024

Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments

An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status

by ludtke337 August 23, 2012

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game

I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.

by Weshboy May 22, 2020