Night in with the lads

Metaphor for staying in on your own and beating one off.

"lads" refers to your balls.

Laurence: Mate are you coming out tonight to the pub?

Pat: Naa bud, I'm having a "night in with the lads".

by samstorm88 May 5, 2007

Mad Night

the night before halloween. normally you go party in peoples houses and you have an amazing time

John: hey lets go bowling
Bill: no man its mad night, lets go fuck shit up at peters house!

by PhilMcRack October 31, 2009

night crew

A ragtag bunch of homosexuals that like to explore each others orifices while they are suppose to be working.

They tend not to get much done except for mouse replacements and stuck floppy disks.

night crew failed to fix anything. why are the chairs all sticky?

by security November 13, 2003

girls night

a night where girls get together to get high & drunk and watch girlie tv and bitch excessively about other bitches while collaborating about shady business.. usually held on wednesday nights. not usually a gathering used to bitch about boyfriends, just the bitches they hang out with.. such as fat bar trash.

hey lets get together for a girls night this wednesday?!

by bitches_get_stitches July 27, 2011

School Night

An excuse to prevent from doing an immediate action or otherwise on a later date.

See, I would punch you in the face for steeling my tater tots, but you know what .... its a school night

by Larbac August 17, 2010

have a night

kinda like when you say "have a good night" online but without the "good," which implies that you don't care.

ok i gtg have a night.

by panophobic7 June 30, 2003

Night Train

Night Training is the act of re-engaging in sexual intercourse with a sleeping sexual partner. Upon Penetration one must scream in their partner's ear "All Aboard" in order for it to be considered Night Training.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend broke up with me cause I Night Trained her this morning

Guy 2: You're a douche but that's funny as shit

by krabmanI September 28, 2011