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Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.
We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023
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jordan little

A hot hunk of junk with cow meat that he got from his daddy alex. he is the second from alex and matches his hot masculinity. Jordan Little is good with his tongue and fast with his fingers. he also fucks the shit out of his chair in his room.
Girl 1: Bitch have you seen Jordan Little naked?
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!
by mihhtnbeb January 2, 2020
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Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019
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jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
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Olivia Jordan

She is a Gamer girl who loves cats and is a famous super Model.

Olivia Jordan’s tend to be very loyal and caring, tell her a secret and it’s stuck to her for life.

Olivia Jordan is actually very funny once you get to know her; you’re lucky if she acts like her self around you.

She tends to have trust issues but is a very kind and caring person.

Most people don’t talk to Olivia Jordan because they think that she is a very boring and shy person, so don’t let go of her once she’s yours.

In conclusion, Olivia Jordan may seem shy at first but once you get to know the real her you will never want to leave her. She is gorgeous and would love you if you are very funny, she loves gamer boys.
“damn bro, I heard you liked Olivia Jordan.”

yeah man how can I not, just look at her.”

“yeah, but she’s mine”
by Degrading December 25, 2022
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Deanna Jordan

Deanna Jordan is an extremely sexy rhino who enjoys to watch kids in her space time
Oh is that Deanna !!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at my kids
by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019
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Jordan Eaton

The combination of all fountain drinks from a gas station mixed with some good ass liquor.
"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"
by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017
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