Back Door Burglar

One who performs in the act of anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

See those two guys holding hand? I bet they're back door burglars.

by DJM November 27, 2003

Louisiana Door Knob

When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.

Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me

Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side

by Bijazik March 24, 2008

3 doors down

The greatest band ever.

3 doors down is the greatest band ever.

by doitphaggot March 25, 2008

invisible door

When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection

So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.

by Dwight Shrute January 5, 2008

Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

by mikee246 August 17, 2011

Side-Door Friend

A close friend who feels comfortable coming into your house via the side door, probably off the kitchen. You, too, are comfortable with this friend entering your house through the side door. A side-door friend is probably one of your best friends. Conversely, front-door friends are those acquaintances you are not all that close/comfortable with.

Marcia and me hang out constantly. She is totes a side-door friend.

by TeacheRama August 20, 2007

back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

by jono September 7, 2003