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Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
by iMeMyself January 1, 2012
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burrito shaming

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos
"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place
by squarepizza February 28, 2016
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burrito super

wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn
Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super
by dicktobert June 7, 2022
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burrito sandwich

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later
Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021
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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though
by stinkface February 22, 2008
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Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023
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