Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

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Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

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Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.

two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed

by ballinho's69 December 6, 2011

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Riverbottom Bed Bug

It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.

I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

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Bed Squeak Concert

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.

"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."

by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023

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LOGAN: WANT ME TO GO HARDER? In bed doin something

PAIGE: YES! YES! PLEASE fASTER TO

LOGAN: U PUSSY TASTE GREAT

PAIGE: U DICK TASTE GREAT

LOGAN: WE ALREADY DID IT I FORGOT MY EXTRA EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS OOPS

PAIGE: SHIT IM PREGNENT

MADDY: WAIT LET ME SUCK IT TO!!!!!

by DOIN SOMETHIN IN BED May 20, 2020

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