by TheStreak June 8, 2020

by venuswentaway March 19, 2023

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.
Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
by The Cap N' April 9, 2021

by Tricks911 November 23, 2024

A wild Zephaniah is when you have sex with 30 men at the same time, and after you self relieve on a memory foam pillow.
Yeah I had a wild Zephaniah last night, it was pretty crazy. After I felt so uncomfortable that I had to talk to my priest
by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019

Slang for really crazyyyy
by dazzle.fs September 17, 2020
