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living period to period

When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.
Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!

Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.
by slytherinchick13 January 15, 2013
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Periode Sauce

Have you had your Periode sauce yet ?
by WTF!hihih February 3, 2012
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Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
by PennWard December 1, 2011
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career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.
Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.
by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011
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period bookie

by Moly October 9, 2023
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