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Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
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funny

something you're not or/and something you think you are.
shawn'qwaeqwae: "Yo daddy gay ahahah."
the friend group: you're not funny..
by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020
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Big Chocker Funny

Bro did you see that new hentai doujins? Big Chocker Funny.
by Schizo Meds December 14, 2020
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funny

no example here your memes are just crap
they are not funny
by 6 nipples man February 22, 2021
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funny moent

Hey man! Wanna see some funny moents?
What's a moent?
Oh! I meant moments.
by brundedoon March 19, 2022
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The Funni

Poland Enacting Article 5 of the NATO treaty against Russia, most likely causing nuclear war and the deaths of millions within days.
Do it Poland, do The Funni.
by SheIlshocked May 5, 2022
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Funny lookin

The girl was funny lookin, but because the guy thought she had a right to kill anybody that said or did something she didn't like, he didn't laugh or underestimate her when he saw her, though he did judge her as funny lookin. It's kind of like 100 people looking at a painting, and 99 of them see the most inspiring thing they ever saw, and one of them disagrees with the rest of them.
by Solid Mantis May 5, 2021
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