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Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.
“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”
by NickyTheP June 13, 2018
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texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.
Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.
by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019
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Texas Sack

When you’re getting butt fucked in a Texas Longhorn Kitchen, and the larger male proceeds to place his sack on the grill used to cook the steaks. Then with his seared sack, he places it in the other males mouth for the effect of having a mouthful of steak with a tangy barbecue sauce.
Greg delivered a very formittable Texas Sack to Larry last weekend. Larry was begging for another taste.
by B.D.B. January 1, 2019
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Texas Style

Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious, over-the-top, and quite literally, F U C K E D.
John: I'm tryna fuck y'all when I get back.
John: Texas Style.
by Fallen Corpse July 3, 2021
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Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind
Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo
by Blickens June 6, 2022
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Texas Tandem

When two heterosexual couples are fucking side by side without engaging in a 4-way or orgy.
It was a real nice night...Chris and I went out to the bar, brought a couple girls home and did the texas tandem on his tempur pedic.
by WayneNetworks October 3, 2011
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texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.
I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly
by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017
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