brooklyn tech

a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes

I go to brooklyn tech

by DA QUeen OV QUEENS November 12, 2006

Teacher PMS

A serious medical condition afflicting many teachers and professors. Symptoms of teacher PMS typically include spontaneous temper tantrums, employment of draconian disciplinary tactics, taking points off because you forgot to double space, and the like. Experts believe teacher PMS is caused by the belief amongst teachers that their jobs are widely superior to all others, and that they have attained a level of moral superiority unimaginable by mere mortals by taking on such important responsibilities despite the typically meager compensation, and as such, they are deeply offended when students are smart enough to sleep through an entire lecture and still score 100% on every test and assignment. Teacher PMS sufferers often use their authority to carry out long-harbored grudges against students who remind them of the football players who beat the shit out of them in gradeschool and high school.

Man, I totally got 100% on every test in my 100 level Philosophy class, but Dr. Archibald-Stubblefield gave me a C because I would always text on my iPhone during class. I tried to appeal it, but he said "Son, your toys have no place in a sanctuary of knowledge." He really needs to see a doctor about his teacher PMS...

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

Taco Tech

Same as Nigger Rig but performed by someone of Hispanic or Mexican heritage.

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.

"Who did this half ass work?"

"Juan Taco Tech'd it."

by CC Mando January 4, 2012

Brooklyn Tech Losers

They are just kids that are try hards that have no life.

They also have no life.

Most people in Brooklyn Tech have no friends .
THEY ARE A DUMDASS.
They always act like a bitch all the time.

Alex: Hey guys

Friends: What
Alex: I got into Brooklyn tech

Friends: Good for you! Nice jobs
Alex: Fuck you bitches
Friends: calm down
Alex: screw you losers
Friends: fuck you ass hole
Alex: I am going to get some real friends.
Friends: We were trying to be nice
Friends: you are such an ass
Alex: just like all of you

Friends: we just have 3 months until the end of the year

Brooklyn Tech losers- lonely and a pain

by Darklord7772 March 13, 2018

English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.

"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."

by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

The Global War Against Teachers

The movement created by the conservative group Student for Academic Freedom that seeks censore teachers who don't agree with their political, moral, and religious, points of view.
Please Note: Students for Academic Freedom does not call or associated there political movement with this name.

As of 2006 the Students for Academic Freedom began The Global War Against Teachers as well and Academic/Intellectual freedom.

by ????^_^???? November 26, 2006

TechEnvy

When a person is stuck working in the shipping department and really wants to work in tech support

Tech Rep Mike : damn that chick Renee is sooo jealous of tech support dept. she has mad TechEnvy

Tech Rep Dan : FO SHO DAT SHAWTY IS ALWAYS HANGIN ROUND TECH DEPT. YO FO REAL....

by TECH>SHIPPING June 10, 2008