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Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late
Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024
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Teacher's Cunt

The wide " V " formed in the crotchal region of slacks, specifically, those found on female educators. Not to be confused with its close relative, the camel toe.
OMG, did you see Ms. Chapman's teacher's cunt? She looked like Linda from Bob's Burgers.
by McNister Snicket April 7, 2019
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Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.
Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.
by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025
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Teacher

Teacher, (also known as "federal prison security", mentally and physically torturing students (also known as "federal prisoners". Teachers are also called "North Korean soldiers torturing people escaping". Teachers' living locations are usually hidden, but we are searching about their locations and it's probably North Korea.
Teachers should be sorry about the students.
by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022
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Teacher

A karen. All they do all day is stand there and tell kids from age 4-16 to shut up and listen
my teacher doesn't let me talk to my mate even though we're talking about the game we played last night. That teacher doesn't understand that its better than lessons 😒😒😒
by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022
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Teacher

A person who answers question you would never have without them
Damn why is the Teacher always giving us homework
by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022
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