severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in

‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’

by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020

Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

5 - 0 tapping in

Police officers tapping into phone calls, to get evidence of illegal activity, due to suspicious activity

5 - 0 Tapping in, gone fishing for 3 months
*Cops be listening, gonna lay low for a few months*

by Skookiz April 26, 2019

Purple tap dancer

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit

Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing

by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021

Solid Salad Tap

The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.

I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..

by Legionkingz October 4, 2021

Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.

My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!

by comradez May 26, 2014

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020