Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in

‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’

by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

5 - 0 tapping in

Police officers tapping into phone calls, to get evidence of illegal activity, due to suspicious activity

5 - 0 Tapping in, gone fishing for 3 months
*Cops be listening, gonna lay low for a few months*

by Skookiz April 26, 2019

thik tap-E

Just thick tape. Can be bought in the store, but it's "thik tap-E". Thik, as in thicc or thick, and tap-E meaning to be tape, but you say "tap" then say "E". So, that's what it is. Not really a meme tho, i wiSh it wAs

"hEi dO you wAnt soM-e thik tap-E?"
"Sorry what? DO YOU HAVE A FOKING STROKE??"
"nO i HaV-E tHIK Tap-E"

by thicc tape May 26, 2019

tapped the fuck out

adjective

1. To describe being officially ‘done’ with a situation

verb

2. To dismiss oneself.

1. -*teacher hands failed report*

Student “I submitted this assessment 4 times and yet I still fail?”
Teacher - “Well better luck next time sport.”
Student- “Naw you see at this point I’m tapped the fuck out. I’m done.”

2. *in a group chat live stream*
Drake “Ayo guess what happened?”
Angel “Wha-...*connection dies*”
Rochelle “The fuck happened to Angel?”
Kris “Damn did he just tap the fuck out?”
Rochelle “Like damn didn’t even say bye.”
Angel *reconnects* “Im dead, nah I didn’t tap tf out. My shit died on me.”

by Elkrisreal November 20, 2017