Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis

"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!

by WNGSPAN April 1, 2019

tails up

"Tails up!" is a British expression sadly fallen into disuse. It was used to encourage people to high hearts and healthy optimism. Check idioms.thefreedictionary.

"Off you go lads, and tails up!" "We'll go to court with our tails up!"

by lunginghippo April 7, 2019

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019

Tony Tail

A Tony Tail is the male equivalent of a Pony Tail.

Would you like your hair in a Tony Tail

by Davies84 June 9, 2019

Tail-Butt

The common "wedgie": explained by a toddler

Mommy, i have a tail-butt.

by WoodenVxgina August 6, 2019

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Cat Tail

To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.

Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.

Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!

Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.

by Territory Manager August 23, 2019