Twin Hub

A night spent alone with only pornhub and foodhub for company.

Oh man! That was the best Twin Hub night in ever. An extra large munchie box and 3 hours of dwarf porn.

by hulk hogans lovechild October 4, 2020

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

Twin A's

Abs and Ass; Turbo chargers for successful womanizers

Massively silicon-induced trophy wife: Id like to fire up those twin A's in bed

by Salty Marmalade August 17, 2011

Pussy twins

Two people (of any gender) who have had sexual relations with the same person. An alternative to the non-pc phrase “eskimo sisters/brothers”.

Did you hear that John and Bill both hooked up with Natalie? They’re pussy twins now.

by smallpotatoes June 3, 2023

Twin

Someone who you consider a friend

"what up twin"
"nun much"

by xeloez June 26, 2023

Twin Towers

When a man puts on a Strapon and fucks both her holes.

"Hey Randy!"
"What?"
" My GF bought a Strapon last night and I gave her a twin towers!"
"What the FuCK!

by Big nigga chain cue the fourth March 14, 2023