maximum potato

a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces

fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"

by narwhalmegan March 2, 2015

Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

by CyferGreen November 7, 2021

potato neckless

Like a Pearl Neckless but with shit.

Did you see that gabblejacker?
I loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfilled potato neckless!

by solomonk3 March 28, 2008

ass potatoes

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse

"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"

by noraptors January 9, 2012

Potato Mouth

Result of smoking copious amounts of spice, i.e. extremely dry mouth, very limited saliva, and also dry eyeballs in severe cases.

Javier was unable to eat his hot dog because his mouth was completely dry as a result of his potato mouth.

by Smokeyspicey May 24, 2011

'Net potato

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.

Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.

by Nate_V. October 19, 2010

mashing potatoes

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

by MajorRaze October 14, 2011