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Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.
The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.
by Jomali January 12, 2015
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Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.
"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"
by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021
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Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020
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law of shananagans

law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
the law of shananagans is always right!

the law of shananagans is the answer to all questions
by stud-muffin November 27, 2012
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Law Dawg

by Law Dawg February 22, 2021
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Dom's Law

A retrospective law to cover the arses of bureaucrats who have broken the law and claim not have. In particular those in relating to quarantine.
They're refunding all those quarantine fines relating to childcare because of Dom's law
by Anonymous Named Voter May 26, 2020
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Nick's Law

When carpooling, Nick's Law states that the driver scheduled on a short week (ie. 4-day week due to a holiday) can take vacation, but still claim the week. Individual days should be covered by other carpoolers, and paid back by the individual on vacation at a later date.
Next week is only a 4-day week due to Independence day. I'm on vacation next week, but it's my week to drive for the carpool. Rather than trading the whole week, I'm going to sell of the days using Nick's Law, so that I don't lose my 4-day week opportunity.
by Ralf Ralph November 9, 2018
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