Carry the Great Man

To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.

Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.

Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…

Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?

Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?

Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.

Kelly: I was afraid so.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Great Horned Owl

An otherwise cool bird, terribly afflicted with the malady known as, "resting bitch face."

Do I have resting bitch face, or am I just a bitch that needs rest? I was up all night you know.

-Great Horned Owl. That's hoo.

by Olive989 March 10, 2023

step-great-uncle

1. The brother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepbrother of one's grandparent.

My step-great-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Great canadian fishhook

To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.

Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."

Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"

by Uncle Touchie December 5, 2018

great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

step-great-grandfather

1. The father of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepfather of one's grandparent.

My step-great-grandfather is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Great Lakes Bobber

While receiving head, the recipient of the act uses the middle finger to finger the ear of the giver while they perform oral sex.

I was going to give her the fish hook, but I elected for the Great Lakes Bobber instead!

by Jbb223 February 1, 2014