When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes
by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016
Get the Dutch Selfie mug.A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.
It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.
by Limeylady February 4, 2010
Get the Dutch Goalie mug.Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam
by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022
Get the Dutch Salute mug.Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.
We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"
by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012
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Get the Dutch Meinema mug.When you fart underneath someones blanket similar to a dutch oven....but you choke them and when they are about to pass out, you let go.....and they breathe in all of your fart.
I farted underneath my roomates blanket and almost choked him to death, but i let go early and he died from a dutch homicide.
by D Rizz October 16, 2011
Get the Dutch Homicide mug.When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.
I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.
by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018
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