lazy busy

Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.

Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.

by Ad1968 October 17, 2017

busy bot

one who is so busy that it seems almost humanly impossible

oh boy, that guy is a busy bot

by littlemisswordy October 28, 2017

busy as a pancake

In a figuratively when a dude is between an hard matter of choice unmoving even if ridiculous.

...by friends of last romantic guy who's been asked by two girls who does he likes between them; then when he said I like both and they told ok let's stick together he realized for it was a pretty scaring love thrill and remaining mute unmoving badly thrice busy as a pancake...

by shunya97 March 22, 2017

Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.

Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

by chandlerjgomez March 29, 2017

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017