Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 May 16, 2018

associate business analyst

person who is awesome at everything but being too humble keep his designation low profile "associate"

Thomas likes being Dan Bilzerian ,he can never be a good associate business analyst.. such a carefree lad.

by pseudoBA May 24, 2018

Ain't got no business catching feelings

I don't know if this means that he doesn't have a problem catching feelings, or if it means that he has problems with catching feeling

I ain't got no business catching feelings

by DiBlind April 12, 2018

busy as a pancake

In a figuratively when a dude is between an hard matter of choice unmoving even if ridiculous.

...by friends of last romantic guy who's been asked by two girls who does he likes between them; then when he said I like both and they told ok let's stick together he realized for it was a pretty scaring love thrill and remaining mute unmoving badly thrice busy as a pancake...

by shunya97 March 22, 2017

Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.

Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

by chandlerjgomez March 29, 2017

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017