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Steven handis

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.
by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023
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Steady Steven

The Steven that’s always steady at things doing school before lunchtime..
Hey Steady Steven, would you mind handing me the sodium hydroxide for our beaker?, Steady Steven, will you gently activate the projector for the state capital presentation point sheet??, Steady Steven dance with us to this new PinkPatheress song! Steady Steven, would you be interested in joining 2 clubs for club rush at LCC this year! Remember that new kid from Junior year?, Yeah he’s nice and it’s Steady Steven he transferred to our school on March 4th 2022… he’s been here for two years now… thrillingly to ask some nice and random questions to him about the nice things!
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steven

a guy that had a younger brother who made both my lips fill with pineapple flavoured salvation during 7th grade
steven, i want to eat your brother's glow in the dark lightstick
by lmsoyduyc August 6, 2023
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steven kiss

When your successful significant other is on the way home from work and tells you ahead of time to greet him with you r mouth open ready for insert.
I’m gonna give you a hot beef insert - are you ready for your Steven kiss?
by World.guide August 11, 2023
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The Stevens

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.
Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Steven MacDonald

BIG STEVEN MACDONALD HE IS VERY FUNNY AND LOVES A GOOD OUL RIDE (on the bike ofc)
Omg ur such a steven macdonald u love a ride on the oul bike
by hotgirl777 August 22, 2023
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Warm Steven

When you touch penis tip with a flashlight under it, so it glows like Stephen Spielberg's hit classic, ET.
I think about the night me and Frank gave each other warm Stevens often. My wife wishes I would stop talking about it every time ET comes on.
by bigpoopiemaster August 25, 2023
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