Steven

Steven is the most handsome man in the world. He has the most amazing girlfriend named star who he gives a good weinering to every night.

“Steven gave star a good weinering last night, i could hear it from across town”

by Emo.Emu May 18, 2025

JOE STEVENS

A sexy hot guy with abs and likes to party all the time.

Wow look at Joe Stevens he's sooooo cute!

by 13kz67ash June 12, 2022

Steven

The boy you like that has the most beautiful sapphire eyes and warm toned brown hair. He has a warm smirky smile that makes you blush for no reason, and is someone who is decently athletic, highly intelligent, and hysterical but above all kind.

Britney: Wow, who is that cute guy over there?
Nina: That's Steven

by BillBlop777 November 10, 2021

Steven

A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.

"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"

by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016

Steven Michael Paradis

Commonly used to express disgust at a stupid or illiterate person.

He's being a Steven Michael Paradis and is pissing me off.

by Alexandra WHC August 7, 2017

Steven

To back out of a game of fortnite instead of just readying up

"you are a complete Steven leaving games early"

by Jimmybobsdean February 6, 2020

Steven Here

Most commonly used as a replacement word IE; and adjunct synonym. Often time used a friendly/non-formal greeting to a close friend or to describe some you may not be particularly fond of.

"STEVEN HERE"

"What's good my steven(10 kids in 10 years)"

"Bad news, my little ripper died"

"STEVEN!!!!!!!"

"I knew this was a scam"

by Steven, here March 3, 2025