standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023

Stand

A stand is when you awaken some shitty creature

is this my stand....

It is actually shit i wanted the world not silver chariot
FUCK

by inflow December 11, 2021

Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke

I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand

by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025

go beer stand

To have a casual understanding of something

Now that we are using the new software suite I want to go beer stand with it

by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.

Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.

by anonymous November 10, 2020

You come to 墙角 stand

This is originally a Chinese saying. It is usually used when teachers scold students in class.It means” You go stand in the corner.”

Teacher: “ Why are you using your cell phone in my class? You come to 墙角 stand!”
Student:::Scared:::

by NotveryYan July 19, 2022