sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam

mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"

by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia January 5, 2008

sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk

wanna get sponged tonight?

by Lomez January 6, 2008

sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive

"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."

by subpixel April 25, 2009

Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.

Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.

by InclineVillage May 4, 2009

SpongeTeched

The act of being lured by scammsters into buying shares of a worthless garbage company then driving the price of those shares into the ground. Then the leaders of the company get arrested for fraud against the shareholders for various horrible acts.

Victim: Yo bro - I bought this stock and I turned a 1000% profit and the next day I was down 2000%.

Bro: OH damn bro! You mean you got SpongeTeched right in you ass!

by GotScrewed May 10, 2010

Sponge Kid

A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.

person: what u doin this weekend

Sponge Kid: going clubing

by boobnator May 14, 2011