In short , someone who is so super stupid that only a multiple of words can describe… in this case a spastic, moron and retard all rolled up into one
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by forestakenCL August 20, 2023
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Get the spasmism mug.Spasmance: (noun) A brief, involuntary reaction or spasm of pleasure that takes over during a particularly intense sexual moment.
by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025
Get the Spasmance mug.A parking job so catastrophically bad it looks like the driver’s hands turned into spastic, sentient eels mid-steer. Picture a car angled like it’s trying to escape its own shadow, half on the curb, half in a bush, with the rear end sticking out like a middle finger to spatial awareness. Spasmodeous parking is the automotive equivalent of a drunk giraffe trying to limbo. It’s not just bad—it’s a crime against geometry, sanity, and the very concept of parallel lines. If the car were a person, it’d be that one guy at the club who spills his drink, trips over his own feet, and takes out a table of Jenga towers on his way down.
"Bro, did you see how Shanye parked his MotorBoat? It’s not just crooked—it’s full-on spasmodeous. The thing’s at a 47-degree angle, mounted the curb like it’s auditioning for a Fast & Furious stunt, and somehow still blocking three spots. I swear, he parked like his steering wheel was possessed by a demon with Parkinson’s."
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