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The Spitting Camel

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
by mopper January 11, 2011
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Shittin Nickles

1. Guy 1. "Dude you ready to smoke that bong tonight?"

Guy 2. "Shit son, I'm shittin nickles!"
by Grilled Cheese 420 February 17, 2009
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sitting fuck

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.
That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!
by Fancy Underpenning April 24, 2011
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shifting out

You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.
"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"
by Bananahannah February 2, 2015
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spitting shade

A derogatory comment or insult often made both fiercely and directly to another person. The next degree of throwing shade.
- Dr. Phil, I made you just like how Oprah made you. You were nothing before I came on this show!
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.
by WilliamForrester February 15, 2017
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spitting crumpets

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"
by bad brenda March 6, 2020
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sitting dick

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.
"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.
by Rockstar48 December 27, 2020
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