Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

Sexy Squad

Sexy

Boy: *looks at squad member*
Squad member: *licks lips*
Boy: *seduced*
Sexy squad- the best

by A Member of the Sexy Squad December 19, 2019

Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

sexy underoos

Lingerie that a man buys for his wife as a last resort, when he is desperate for sex.

Ted: Did you hear about the new sexy underoos that Jim bought for his wife?

Marty: Yeah, I heard that they've hadn't had sex in over a year!

by Slimyboston July 30, 2016

sexy chicks

A sexy chick is a very sexy lady

Some asshole: you are some sexy chicks
Some girls: Hehehe

by PadawanK9 December 30, 2017

Squishy Sexy

Combing cute and sexy together.

Aw..isnt't he looking squishy sexy this morning?

by Pige93 August 1, 2011

sexy stack

A sex position in which the male is sitting down and the female is sitting on top during intercourse

Last night my boyfriend and I did the sexy stack sex position

by Saddzy February 17, 2017