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Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
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Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
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Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
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secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when you get burned like a squoggit and need to relieve yourself
my bitch ass got burned like a squoggit, i need to shuck some secret squoggit sauce from the plant to gel with my bitch ass sunburn
by forble June 9, 2025
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secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better
“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”
by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021
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Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023
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We all know Preshy now today we would be talking about her secrets,

Now Preshy was allegedly raped by Sammy whennn Sammy was dating Oma you might think preshy did not like it but she did!!! She officially cheated on palm wine. THERE IS A VIDEO ON THE WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SBOUT ALL THIS. you guys think preshy is holy or a "good girl" but she isn't she has had sex with Sammy multiple times But she is now a changed girl tho and yes Preshy ad Benjamin had once dated before so there you have it folks so the real question is "SHOULD PRESHY AND PALM WINE BE DIVORCED???''
SECRETS OF WORLDWIDE PARTICIPANTS pt5
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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