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season whiplash

When something happens in a specific season in a series that you watch that happens so fast, you can't process it right away and it's a pain to connect the dots.
Person 1: Did you see that season of (insert your favorite series here)? Man, it gave me season whiplash.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.
by BittersweetGirl October 2, 2018
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Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back
"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."
by XxmElOnsX November 9, 2020
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Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.
Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season
by BIGDADY August 23, 2012
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pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy
dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning
by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011
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Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”
by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020
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Lynx Season

Lynx Season is the period after Christmas where every man smells of Lynx Africa deodorant after receiving it as a last minute present.
Abigail: I can't stand the smell of all the dudes in Subway.
Fiona: Yeah, it must be Lynx Season again.
by KingdomofYr February 13, 2022
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Flexin season

Your hard work has paid off.....yea, it’s about to be flexin season. Watch what I have in store for the summer.
by Fl2wny February 7, 2019
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