beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.

Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"

by elwood123 March 24, 2016

Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

oral sandwich

when your pussy/dick and your anus is sucked at the same damn time (at the same damn time)

The deviant couldn't wait to have an oral sandwich at the orgy. ("with friends")

by pseudonyn name August 19, 2015

bamboo sandwich

Following on from bamboo fever, yellow fever.
Related to (usually) white male in a threesome of sorts with 2 other females of asian descent.

With the realisation of his yellow fever, John realised that his fantasy was to be the meat in a bamboo sandwich.

by ThickShake July 29, 2005

Ham Sandwich

A Shaven Vagina

A Shaven Vagina looks like a Ham sandwich

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

pork sandwich

The pork sandwich consists of having a sexual encounter with two obese women. The pork sandwich could potentially be the end result of a long night of hogging.

Oh my god, that was the nastiest pork sandwich last night, what the hell was I thinking.

by E-Nasty December 7, 2007

ham sandwich

Wonder bread, Miracle Whip, american cheese and, of course, ham. The favorite food of the Hobo.

Willy was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

hobo

by billybobb December 28, 2005