by junmingodlight(daquan) October 22, 2018
Get the Salty Pete mug.a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.
by Salty mama September 18, 2018
Get the Salty mama mug.The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.
(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
Dan: How's it going buddy?
Jon: Not so good.
Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?
Jon: Well I went for a run today.
Dan: Ah.. you sore?
Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
Dan: Was it worth it?
Jon: Absolutely
Jon: Not so good.
Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?
Jon: Well I went for a run today.
Dan: Ah.. you sore?
Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
Dan: Was it worth it?
Jon: Absolutely
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009
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Get the salty patch mug.When you abruptly stop going down on your significant other to shout at them for not appreciating you
by Bleebledorp August 5, 2017
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Get the salty Felipe mug.This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.
Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.
by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014
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