Salty Pete

He is salty and more salty, he will be salty.

OMG is that a Salty Pete?

by junmingodlight(daquan) October 22, 2018

Salty mama

a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.

Instead of a sugar mama, I got a salty mama.

by Salty mama September 18, 2018

salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)

Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

salty patch

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.

Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.

by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010

salty greg

When you abruptly stop going down on your significant other to shout at them for not appreciating you

And then out of nowhere he pulled a Salty Greg on me!

by Bleebledorp August 5, 2017

salty Felipe

When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it

"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.

Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.

by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014