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salty peeper 

"salty peeper" is an English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.
Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper"
salty peeper by Matt8Wats October 20, 2021

salty surprise 

gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes
salty surprise by coloie November 28, 2021

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.
I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

salty lady 

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
salty lady by Lane Ass February 11, 2022

salty bella 

Bellas that don’t like the definition of Dirty Bella
Salty Bella downvoted the definition of Dirty Bella
salty bella by Handyman Bran February 16, 2022

Salty Mermaid 

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.
Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.
Salty Mermaid by Pdicki February 22, 2022